I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love you. Go after that dick
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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