Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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