He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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