the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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