...so i touched it.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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