Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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