I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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