She's JV to your varsity
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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