i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Drunk walkin through police station. America
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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