There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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