i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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