at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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