I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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