he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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