I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So vagazzling was a success
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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