But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Let's get the cat blown out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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