she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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