haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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