You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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