Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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