I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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