he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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