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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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