I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was