ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop