All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
