Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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