Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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