all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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