Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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