i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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