Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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