Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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