I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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