what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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