Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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