Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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