She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i permit you to call me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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