Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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