I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
