im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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