Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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