Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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