I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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