walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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