Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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