Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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