he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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