You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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