What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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