I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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