69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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