Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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